I have had this goddamn cold or whatever since Wednesday of last week. I start to feel a little better and then wham bang thank you Mam and I feel icky again.
Today I came in to work with a client and to cover the office for a while so I’m in the kitchen setting up a new pot of coffee and this lady comes in.
She’s probably my age perhaps younger, tall thin and with a German accent. She’s asks how I am and really without thinking (I usually say “Fine, you?”), I share my frustration about not feeling well.
She says (and I quote “I never get sick. I’ve never had the flu” and continues to regale me with her unbelievable health and well being the result no doubt due to her German heritage and “right living”.
I am thinking “Fuck you and the horse you rode in on”, and “go back to Germany you supercilious Kraut” and other not PC things.
Then, as she left she said “Oh (afterthought), I hope you feel better.” You weak, sniveling, little runt.
At that moment I felt the unpardonable—pure unfiltered hate, and because I am no longer Catholic I can no longer go to confession and have my sins forgiven.
So now I have the cold that will not end and a black mortal/venial sin on my soul. Now I really feel shitty.